Category Archives: Business Humor

Tej Kohli Shares a Business Joke

Tej Kohli Shares a funny joke with the readers of his business blog. Tej Kohli says since business is a serious matter, it’s always worthwhile to take a break and laugh off the stress. Read the joke below:
Tej Kohli’s joke on how to handle a telemarketer:
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them [...]

Tej Kohli Shares Top 10 If’s Of Employment

Tej Kohli shares a hilarious joke!
The ten ifs of employment by Tej Kohli -
1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If it’s the boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If it’s handwritten, type [...]

Business Humor : How to tell you’re a Management Material

Here’s a tounge in cheek joke by Tej Kohli to tell how you are an ideal candidate for management position.
Here’s How:
10. You like not doing anything
9. You have no trouble telling others what to do
8. Work fascinates you – you can sit and watch it for hours
7. You like ‘sweating the small stuff’
6. You have [...]

Tej Kohli Business Humor

Tej Kohli’s 12 Tips from Junior Employees to Senior Managers on how to Enhance the Relationship:
 1. Never give me work in the morning.  Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me.  The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
 2. If it’s really a “rush job,” run in and interrupt me every 10  minutes to [...]

Tej Kohli – All Is Fair In Business

Tej Kohli cracks a funny joke. After all, all is fair in Business…

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ‘BEST DEALS.’
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and
announced its arrival with an even larger sign, [...]

LOL with TEJ KOHLI

The work qualification test

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager [...]